hahaha My leg was the exact same way! The mornings were the roughest. I’d want to get up and just walk to the bathroom, but there were days when I’d have to just give in and use the crutches. What I found worked was just…walking. It felt weird and wonderful and shaky, but the desire to move overcame any physical instability.
And haha aren’t you right about the bikes! What kind of damage did you sustain on yours? The casing on my left rear indicator broke so the light hung by a cable, the front casing on the instrument panel/handlebars has a screw loose inside so it bumps up and down, and my brake lightbulb came loose, so I was riding around who knows how long with no brake lights or running lights. At night, too 0_o